just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
