go do what you do best...puke behind churches
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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