My room smells like vodka and shame
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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