Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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