I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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