so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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