You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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