Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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