she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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