So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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