Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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