Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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