Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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