I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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