He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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