In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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