can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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