i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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