When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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