what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
