turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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