idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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