I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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