THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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