Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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