Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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