this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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