Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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