He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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