he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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