Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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