Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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