Where did you get a picture of my penis
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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