it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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