You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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