What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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