And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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