Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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