I don't think brook has ever known best
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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