yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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