Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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