You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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