Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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