The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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