That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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