It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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