I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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