I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she told me i tasted like america
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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