sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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