i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Holy sore nipples Batman
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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