Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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