Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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