: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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