I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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